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Things I Never Thought I’d Say

Feb 11, 2013 | Tidbits |
photo credit: Mohammed Alnaser via photopin cc

photo credit: Mohammed Alnaser via photopin cc

Working in the lab, particularly a herpes lab, you often say things that would sound pretty funny when taken out of context.  And as a parent, who hasn’t shaken their head and thought, “I can’t believe I just had to say that!” Here is a list of some of the things that have crossed my lips.

I will leave it up to you to figure out whether it was in the lab or at home!

  1. Does anyone have any salmon sperm DNA?
  2. I don’t postpartum breed!
  3. I don’t have herpes, but I am working on it.
  4. Don’t put your penis in there!
  5. We don’t use unforgivable curses.
  6. Herpes – a friend for life.
  7. No, you will not grow a penis when you get older.
  8. You really shouldn’t put your finger in there.
  9. Don’t use your baby brother as a step.
  10. When you become a mother, you grow eyes in the back of your head – it’s a scientific fact.

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