Seven Reasons Goats are Better Than Kids
Goats are definitely better than kids….er, children, I mean. Not to be confused with baby goats, because we all know that baby goat kids are the most adorable thing in the world.
Despite my goat bias, I think we all can agree that there are several reasons goats are better than children.
7 Reasons Goats are Better Than Kids (the human kind)
1. You only have to feed goats twice a day. That means no snacks.
2. You can feed them the same thing every day and they won’t complain.
3. When they are yelling at me, I can go in the house and they can’t follow me. (at least most of the time)
4. I can haul them around by the horns and it is not abuse.
5. They forget why they were mad at you in about 30 seconds.
6. They settle their own arguments without screaming “Maaaaaaaaaaa!”
7. It’s easier to find a goat sitter than a baby sitter.
I kid you not.